A Song for Sam Vokes: The Vokeswagen
All aboard the Vokeswagen and long live Fahrvergnügen! It was a glorious Gameweek 1 for Burnley's Sam Vokes, who scored a brace against the reigning league champions Chelsea. The big Welshman has long been a favorite mascot of the Always Cheating podcast, and in Ep 89: Hegazi's World we put out the call to our listeners to compose some original songs of Vokeswagen praise. The first listener on the case is AM Saturday:
Our guess is that this song is exactly what it feels like to be inside the enormous head of Sam Vokes. Burnley fans, can you imagine getting fellow fans—uh, well—singing this song at Turf Moor? Thanks for the inspiring work, AM!
To any other genius composers and Vokeswagen enthusiasts out there, send us your songs, chants, or even epic poems. (And if you're still wondering about the origin of the unbreakable connection between Sam Vokes and Always Cheating, head back into the podcast archives and listen to Ep 45: Vocal Folks for Vokes.)